Saturday, November 29, 2008

News Flash- Bush Will Never Pardon Ted Stevens

"Bush" or the Justice Department that is made in his image, went after him in the first place
Scuttlebutt has always centered on a certain Native Corporation that Uncle Ted helped to get a no-bid contract to supply cell phones in Iraq. The phones were second hand Fisher-Price Big Bird models that would only connect you to Elmo, or some such. At any rate Phonegate added to a pile of embarrassing contractor scandals in Iraq, and it was one of the only ones in which Cheney wasn't involved. Add that to Stevens' "Don't pet me, I bite." charm, and we find a Republican Mr. Bush is quite happy to see the J-Dog clamp onto.. Bush let the beast off its leash in the first place.
So don't look for a Presidential pardon for Uncle Ted. W. has himself to worry about.
A complete look at the pillaging of both Iraq and the US taxpayer by contractors and their Congressional enablers, including Ted's Big Cell Phone Adventure:

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

dont be so sure terrible ted won't pull a pardon out of his shriveled old ass, stranger things have happened...Though I do look forward to his spending the rest of his life in jail; appeal from the pokey like the rest of us would.Hope he rooms with some of the ex-crabbers he created.

The Yellow Porcupine said...

They finally got OJ; now it's Ted's turn to pay the piper.

Anonymous said...

maybe ted and ben can work out a family discount rate for accomodations in the fedpen. why not? they've gamed the system for everything else...

keep watchin' the skies...

Anonymous said...

Pobre Ted - he can't say he's guilty, so can't get a pardon. Robert Gorge wrote in the New York Post, "Defiance, in fact, is the default mood among the corrupt."